Proving that I'm not, in fact, the meanest parent in the universe.
This on the AP about an Iowa mom who sold her son's car after finding booze under the front seat.
From the ad: "OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet."
When the bought him the car -- so "free car" for the kid -- they gave him two rules: keep it locked and no booze.
What a little dope.