Osama Bin Laden vows he won't be taken alive, the Associated Press reports.
Anyone got a problem with that? Anyone? You, in the back? No?
Then it's a deal!
In the recently released audiotape statement, Bin Laden also calls U.S. tactics in the war on terror barbaric.
Ho, ho, that's a good one, Osama. This from a man who turned civilian airliners into missles and sends suicide bombers into crowded markets.
That Osama is so funny -- he should be in cartoons!