Saturday, April 01, 2006

Antiwar Gas

There he was this morning at the Dairy and Energy Mart. Some unreconstituted hippie, with a bunch of antiwar bumperstickers on this car.

Some not repeatable here (this IS a family-oriented blog), but the theme was familiar -- Bush is a liar, Bush is a war criminal, etc. ad naseum...

And, of course, the war is about oil ("War is Shell...and Exxon, and....")...

...as he was filling the tank on his Chevy S-10 pickup.

Which can't top 20 mpg highway (I used to own a Blazer, which has the same engine).

Uh huh.

I'm sorry, but if your going to go around shrieking "No blood for oil" you better be making your way around town on a flatuence-fired/bio-waste-fueled/lunar-powered eco-moped.

Otherwise, you're just a big, fat, juicy, foamy, crap-spewing-out-of-every-orifice, liar-liar-pants-on-fire, HYPOCRITE!

2 comments:

Craig Bob said...

Maybe. Or maybe he's just a big, fat, juicy, foamy capitalist. You know -- money for oil instead of blood for oil.

JBlog said...

No, I think the anti-everything bumperstickers sort of negate that.

He's just a liar and a hypocrite.